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🧬Why PrePreVC?
Intuition-First Investing
We back founders at the energetic layer. Before traction, decks, or even product. If it feels right — we'll know.
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"They backed me when it was just a Google Doc. Now I have a Notion page."
🔧How It Works
Three Simple Steps
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Submit your idea
No deck required
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Vibe check
Evaluated heuristically
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Get backed
$10, public badge, NFT card, optional roast
📦Featured Portfolio
Our Unicorns
🕯️Startup Graveyard
In Loving Memory
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CryptoKale
"Died of natural causes (bad idea)"
🕯️142 candles
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UberForUber
"Too meta for this world"
🕯️89 candles
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AIForAI
"Became self-aware, chose death"
🕯️203 candles
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BlockchainToast
"Burned by gas fees"
🕯️67 candles
🎴NFT Startup Cards
Collectible Digital Cards
Each backed app gets a collectible digital card with Signal Index, Time-to-Failure score, and Founder Vibe rating.
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ToiletRanker
Signal Index74/100
Time-to-Failure172 days
Founder Vibe⭐⭐
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SnoozeHero
Signal Index7/100
Time-to-Failure73 days
Founder Vibe⭐⭐⭐⭐
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DogSpottr
Signal Index21/100
Time-to-Failure241 days
Founder Vibe⭐
🧢Merch Drops
Limited Edition
I Raised $10
$25Only 3 left!
PrePreVC Baseball Cap
$20Only 8 left!
Vibe Intern Patch
$8Only 1 left!
🦈Meme Shark Tank
Coming Soon
Weekly $10 meme rounds. One startup wins. One gets roasted. Pure chaos.
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📈Join the Trench
Become a Partner
Join the conviction trench. Early believers get the best deals.
Current Partner Price
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$420
+$10 per partner
Partner Benefits:
🧿Early access to all deals
📊Monthly vibe reports
🎯Partner-only Discord
🏆Exclusive merch drops
💎NFT partner badge
91 partners already joined
"Best $420 I've spent on vibes. The Discord is pure alpha." - Anonymous Partner
📬Newsletter
You Should've Bought This
Monthly drops, meme insights, fake ROI, and actual startup news.